I Pronounce You Unfriended and Blocked – Patience Collection

BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, I PRONOUNCE YOU UNFRIENDED AND BLOCKED.

– The Patience Collection

Some conversations aren't worth having.

Some people aren't worth explaining yourself to.

And sometimes, the healthiest response is just one simple tap.

Featured by Patience from the Backhand Society Models Collection, this shirt is for anyone who's mastered the art of protecting their peace. Calm, sarcastic, and effortlessly relatable, this design perfectly captures that satisfying moment when you decide your social media feed—and your life—is better without the drama.

• 100% Cotton
• Available in a variety of shirt colors
• Multiple vinyl color options available
• Sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
• Handcrafted by Backhand Society

Comfortable, durable, and perfect for coffee runs, errands, workdays, casual weekends, or anyone who's ever chosen peace and quiet over unnecessary drama.

Because not every text deserves a reply.

Not every notification deserves your attention.

And not everyone deserves a place on your friends list.

By the Power Invested in Me,

I Pronounce You Unfriended and Blocked.

Part of the Backhand Society Patience Collection.