Quit Looking At His Dick And Make Me A Sandwich

QUIT LOOKING AT HIS DICK AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH. – The Hex Collection

Some people stay focused.

Some people get distracted.

And some people let perfectly good burgers burn while they're busy paying attention to everything except the grill.

Featured by Hex from the Backhand Society Models Collection, this shirt is for those moments when common sense leaves the building and you're left wondering how things got so far off track. Bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get laughs, this design delivers the exact kind of unapologetic humor Hex is known for.

• 100% Cotton
• Available in multiple shirt colors
• Multiple vinyl color options available
• Sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL
• Handcrafted by Backhand Society

Comfortable, durable, and perfect for cookouts, backyard parties, summer gatherings, garage hangouts, and anyone who appreciates humor with a little extra attitude.

Because while everyone else is distracted...

The burgers are turning into charcoal.

Quit Looking At His Dick And Make Me A Sandwich.

Part of the Backhand Society Hex Collection.